The twisted minds of two of the six writers of 'Scary Movie' tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in 'Epic Movie.' The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican 'libre' wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a 'normal' resident of a mutant 'X'-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a 'G'). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Epic Movie actors and actresses include Carmen Electra, Cordele Taylor, Crispin Glover, Crista Flanagan, Danny Jacobs, Darrell Hammond, David Carradine, David Lehre, Faune A. Chambers, Fred Willard, Gregory Jbara, Héctor Jiménez, Jareb Dauplaise, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Coolidge, Jill Latiano, Jim Piddock, Kal Penn, Lauren Conrad, Lindsey Kraft, Tad Hilgenbrink, Vince Vieluf。